Full disclosure: I'm the one who said it. But, in my defense, we were turning a silly book into a mad lib. The kids found this particular section to be hilarious, along with such gems as "How about 567109878109 more minutes? C'mon! What's 567109878109 minutes in the grand scheme of things?" and "Studies show that lightsabers hardly need any sleep at all." and "Tell me about your electric floor..."