Step One: Get a can of corn out of the cupboard.
Step Two: Push a chair until it is underneath the microwave.
Step Three: Put the can of corn in the microwave.
Step Four: Turn the microwave on.
Step Five: Watch Mommy frantically stop the microwave when she sees the sparks.
Step Six: Throw a fit when Mommy won't let me finish the job.
Luckily, we did not have a fire, and the microwave still works.