How to Eat Fried Corn

I learned a new recipe today, courtesy of Young T.

Step One: Get a can of corn out of the cupboard.

Step Two: Push a chair until it is underneath the microwave.

Step Three: Put the can of corn in the microwave.

Step Four: Turn the microwave on.

Step Five: Watch Mommy frantically stop the microwave when she sees the sparks.

Step Six: Throw a fit when Mommy won't let me finish the job.

Luckily, we did not have a fire, and the microwave still works.